Down in the basement, past the security cameras, behind the false wall, and through the dead bolted steel door, lie's a secret vault. No one has ever seen it. I've only been brewing for about 6 months, but here I have amassed an archive of a 6 pack of every home brew I thought was good, to excellent. My diabolical plan is to wait 6 months, or whenever I feel like it, and have a taste testers party. Should be good times, and hopefully wont get out of hand, and require police intervention. If it does, the next taste testers party will be at your house.
If I go to the party will you show me the basement, past the security cameras, behind the false wall and through a dead bolted steel wall? Do I need to have special security clearance, a code word possibly? Please let me know. I don't want to miss this party.
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