So, I go to leave this morning, and I notice the Ranger's drivers door is not completely closed. The first thing I think is, " this doesn't look like something I would do, I wasn't even drunk last night"(yeah, right). Now I'm worried the dope lights stayed on, and I now have a dead battery. As I get in, I see that the arm rest is wide open. So is the ash tray, and glove compartment. This is the work of some local punk ass kid, much like I used to be. Truck starts right up, no problems. I take a quick inventory to see whats missing. Nothing. That's because there isn't anything to steal. The owners manual is the only thing in the glove compartment. I don't smoke, so there isn't even cig butts in the ash tray. The radio is a crappy stock CASSETTE deck, that hasn't worked in at least 5 years. The arm rest contains and ink pen, an ice scrapper, and a super cool pair of sunglasses. The sunglasses are still there. Did I mention they are super cool? In the last 4 years, my truck has been gone through 3 times. The sunglasses survived each violation. Surely my fashion sense isn't that far out of wack. I think they are messin with me. The least they could do, is snatch them, and ditch them somewhere down the alley. Give me the delusion that I actually had something someone would want to steal. This is the vehicle they hoped to liberate something of value from, which they could then flip for dope. I think it actually qualifies for the cash for clunkers program. Dumb fuckers. At least they didn't kill my battery (or steal it).